Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show....

By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:02

Forever alone.

BigFudge 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:02

shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.

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alabamajoe77 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:30

maybe the pizza boy and your date got busy?!

GoneClubbin 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:46

maybe your date was the pizza guy and he was embarrassed to deliver pizza to the house so ya wouldn't u FYL

katialovesfml 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:03

Are you giving people the wrong address?

djewel6 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:06

shoulda called me i woulda shown up. not nice to leave a girl hanging

FMLxRandom 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:12

same guy?

Niki0308 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:40

Maybe they had a date together.

MA_COTA 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:12

made up!! ur a loser.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:26

date and pizza man?

momo1972 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:44

come with me to Vegas this weekend

camo97 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:44

Should have put on your party dress and gone out and met someone

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