Work: Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom... - FML

By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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sarah6786 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

everybody poops. Read the book.

paintedchocolate 30

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

Was it good music at least?

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littlemonster94 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:17

Followed by an awkward silence......

Drakorex 10

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:18

Quality bonding time, i love awkwardness in the stalls

enormouselephant 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:27

It's only awkward because you're small.

gracehi 31

Thursday 7 March 2013 11:35

^ Says the enormous elephant. Everything is small to you, silly.

Ukeee_X 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:20

That's awkward, but at least the grunts are somewhat muffled... I hope.

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:26

reminds me of Pam from Archer

iChompYa 18

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:35

So i take it you didn't partake in fart wars

sabbyheartswhat 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:33

Or Battle-*****.

2035 9

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:38

Yay battleshits!

RebornUnicorn 16

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:13

There's something about music that makes everything more magical

eyesmile27 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:55

Call it female bonding time?

xrudeboyrock 29

Thursday 7 March 2013 11:53

You could have just pretended you were checking a text or making a call.

panicsdisaster 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:32

That's what i would call literally rocking a shit.

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