Health: Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent...

By fucktheearth - 20/04/2016 03:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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WarmBuns 11

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:19

Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.

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ItsThisGirl 17

Monday 25 April 2016 1:25

It's comforting that your coworkers are decent people who care.

Twisted_Angel 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:04

I feel your pain. I've sneezed 22 times today, and it's only noon. My boyfriend thinks it's hilarious.

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