Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin...

By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 19:02

*facepalm*

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So you would normally feel the need to poke random manakins...

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MrNiceGuy569 18

Saturday 22 August 2015 3:59

Really, either you're stupid or he's too pale too be healthy

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 2 February 2022 7:08

Why did you poke him?

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