Miscellaneous: Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at...

By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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saberjpg 6

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:22

Well, maybe the part of Assistant Background Tree, didn't further the story as much as you thought it did?

fourthlinedust 11

Friday 3 April 2015 5:13

Either they forgot or this was the nice way of leaving the crazy person out.....

WilliamRobbins 14

Friday 3 April 2015 14:51

I would be happy, I wouldn't have to perform

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