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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

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Qwertymelolx 4

Monday 11 July 2011 23:45

LOL!!!!

WTFmoments75 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:14

that's a WTF moment!

ashleii2010 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:07

awee shit, you got robbed by a ninja!!

saderboi41 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:47

that's actually a win

LeannaLily 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:03

That's AWESOME!!!

rina12 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:05

that's funny lol

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:04

story of my life man :O

Jamzmeish 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:05

That's what you get for parking over a sewer

ButterBabeyCup 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:35

:O Luuuuuucky. !'

CatTTy 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:20

This would be awesome if it were true. :3

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