Transportation: Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman...

By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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icy37 10

Friday 16 December 2011 8:29

Still no reason to just shove it over op's book. I'm sure if the woman handed it normally, op would understand.

wildramz 4

Friday 16 December 2011 8:29

In sure I would have done the same thing

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OhSunshinex3 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 6:35

I don't blame you. That was rude of her.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 3 November 2014 11:39

I know that the person really wants to find her daughter/niece whoever but shoving it in someone's face is rude. What happened to "excuse me but".

HalfLit 17

Sunday 9 July 2017 18:52

Not your fault. She could have said excuse me.

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