Miscellaneous: Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport....

By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 20:30 - United States - Randallstown

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

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By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

Did he happen to have a bitchin' stache and sunglasses on?

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So, when's the wedding?

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Tyrax 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:31

Take it as the compliment it is.

MossyMegaMan 20

Tuesday 16 August 2016 11:12

That guy is a ******* legend

tanman230 10

Tuesday 5 September 2017 0:09

I don't understand why being from the south means you say thanks

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