Miscellaneous: Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around...

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:25

At least you had clothes on! You did, right??

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Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

What's the youtube video called? lol

Comments

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:28

YouTube freaks out in the streets It may go viral, Oh my God... Jesus Christ, five million likes My Bravura looks like I'm mad

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:54

atleast it wasn't the Harlem shake!

vladimirnabokov 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:38

I just watched Black Swan again today and I was pretending to be a ballerina too! ...hopefully no one in my house recorded me though. :s it's not too bad, OP! it was probably pretty funny and you'll laugh about it years from now :)