Kids: Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly...

By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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You definitely need to talk to the mom so she doesn't think you're molesting her kid

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Kids are little demons!

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Reason #39373 why I hate children

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