Intimacy: Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I... - FML

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By Nabil - 22/07/2016 08:10

Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so they had been really sweaty in bed all day. I pulled my pants down and started scratching and it felt so good. Then suddenly, without knocking, my sister walks in, medicine for me in her hand. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:28

I'm going to be blunt here. That is disgustingly unsanitary, and if you share that game system and make a habit of this, you really deserve to get Ina heap of trouble. Learn some ******* hygiene.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:28

I'm going to be blunt here. That is disgustingly unsanitary, and if you share that game system and make a habit of this, you really deserve to get Ina heap of trouble. Learn some ******* hygiene.

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