Animals: Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was...

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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Monado 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:19

New version of mouse trap?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:21

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

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phippsy95 2

Sunday 18 July 2010 1:07

more like f the muse,s life?

Yung23 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:04

dang 85 is sexy

Booper711 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:49

fatty haha jk

ToNstAAr 8

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:16

I winced when I read this…

twignig 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:38

gah me too.

chantelfurtado 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:45

ewwwww WTF

Anon9002 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:45

OP is Mario. Should have shoot fireballs at it instead.

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:08

FTRL **** The Rats Life

musicman226 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:56

This sounds like another fml I no of

ttyl99 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:11

I find it funny that ur name is the killer yet ummm ur scared of a little tiny mouse

ninjasaurous 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:22

Poor moussyyyyy=,[

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