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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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Friday 12 June 2015 18:50

I think you had that coming...

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Friday 12 June 2015 18:50

You set your own self up for that.

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dswomi 12

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:35

You should have seen that one coming

kiyash 14

Saturday 13 June 2015 14:32

well, you did ask for it, OP.

R2Dee2 10

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:23

It sucks but I still can't stop laughing

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:54

THE POWER...OF THE BRO-FIST

hovve 9

Tuesday 16 June 2015 11:19

why do I find this hilarious?

nazipunksfuckoff 9

Tuesday 16 June 2015 23:27

You kinda deserve it for wearing such a douchebaggy shirt..

fred1246810 11

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:47

That's assault and you can get him arrested also you didn't walk into that

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