Intimacy: Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information... - FML

By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

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Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:11

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

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ayykylie 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:32

gotta learn how to type a little faster.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:51

nice

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:53

y did it take u so lonq 2 qo from a to l that he had enuff time to read

lezzyluver 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 4:52

Lol that's a real dad

secretvampire13 0

Monday 22 November 2010 5:27

soo.... did they? epic fail

breena25 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:34

google thinks it can just take over whenever right ?

lauraburton95 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:14

god I hate the google history

andyj1324 4

Monday 11 July 2011 9:48

well then learn to use the "in private" browser if ur gonna b searching up those stuff next time hahaha lol

tapouttimmy 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:53

well did they?

borkchop1992 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 9:20

asian ass **** ftw

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