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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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Snow_Daisy 7

Friday 26 February 2010 9:09

Hey... you're not seeing the plus side of this situation. He probably wasn't someone who deserved to be your first kiss.

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 26 February 2010 9:18

Guys, remember. He was a SUSPECT, not the actual dealer.

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randohsix 0

Friday 26 February 2010 14:13

ha this sounds like a beginning to a 16 and pregnant episode.

abalgatti 0

Friday 26 February 2010 14:45

did you at least get some drugs? a cavy sack perhaps? and your boyfriend should've popped a cap in their asses. or was he white? :P

bulll_crap 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:39

I remember I was there.jk

Wooddaver 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:07

luckily for snickerdoodles, the moral conundrum of when to kiss has never come up.

fawfulster 11

Friday 26 February 2010 17:49

What a Qatar-strophe!

alexisthename 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:01

*drum crash*

miss_la_rue 6

Friday 26 February 2010 18:26

^ Oh fawlfulster, you're so punny.

zssillybilly 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:52

tehe:) .......punny....... hehe

zssillybilly 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:55

also I think that the death penlty it stupid for that little of a deal b/c prison will give him time to think about what he has done.....

czarofandronia 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:19

LMFAO @ 9 xD

blastvortex 3

Friday 26 February 2010 21:56

That doesn't mean that he is one, OP.

JobeRichardson 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:48

Awww, sucks for you... First kiss owns like hell.

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