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By C8H18 - 05/08/2016 17:31 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I was on a 10k fun run. Part of the run was down a narrow path with a steep drop-off. The guy in front of me trusted a fart, and liquid shit ran down his legs. He kept running. I wasn't fast enough to pass him, and no matter how much I slowed down I could still smell it. FML
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countryb_cth 38

I find it really gross that the guy didn't stop running. Honestly who would continue after they shit themselves so bad it ran down their leg. I feel so bad for you OP that's awful.

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Achuu 9

it is as funny as it is appalling

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countryb_cth 38

I find it really gross that the guy didn't stop running. Honestly who would continue after they shit themselves so bad it ran down their leg. I feel so bad for you OP that's awful.

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GhostFox 33

Most runners who have been at it long enough. Apparently this is a common problem. Let me put it this way- runners are covered in absolutely VILE mixes of bodily fluid after long distance runs.

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Achuu 9

it is as funny as it is appalling

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