Kids: Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks...

By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.

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timboslicer 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 6:56

That's, pretty bad. Sry 2 hear it :c

BatGirl596 6

Monday 23 July 2012 16:32

Sounds like something my 8 year old brother would do to me so I know the feeling Sorry about what happened though

Baller_Bob 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:51

Even at 8 I think you would know that's physically impossible

squigglyragdoll 1

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:56

I did that to my little sister when we were five and two XD

SoGrungyDamn 7

Sunday 24 January 2016 15:59

honestly I'm laughing

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