Intimacy: Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into... - FML

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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TOP COMMENTS

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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cbhuntsman 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:08

Hahahahaha that just made my day!

JRS2006 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:05

that's the greatest thing I've ever heard lol

Lucky10 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:16

i know someo e who is never getting laid with that attitude lighten up.

ZiraBlack2783 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 21:31

absolutely adorable! 

Andrea87_fml 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 21:01

ask him to wear boxing gloves!

DeUCes22 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:31

nice rack

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Monday 2 May 2011 0:54

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Thursday 5 May 2011 23:15

that is... AWESOME!!

TylerOMFG 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:12

Lmfao! This is too funny! He's a keeper OP!

roperdoll 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:41

hahahahaha

eeanmoryx 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:48

Haha this my friend is no fml. its amazing.

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