Geek: Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen...

By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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YaLubluTebya 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:54

wow who would draw on their computer

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:55

How's this not 100% YDI??????

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txtrphyhnter 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:51

Wow you honestly didn't see the marker not coming off the computer just WOW YDI

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:49

dumbass. you deserved it for writing on that screen. i mean who does that?

ScreamDestinyB 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:58

Try nailpolish remover. that should get rid of it.

limegreenninja17 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:14

Next time your bored try masturbating.

shadankium 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:01

ok your retarded FYI

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:55

Someone needs a box of crayons instead of a computer.

DalekScythe 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:43

FAIL! that's what MS Paint I for dipshit!

MaskedAspen 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:49

wtf

VeraJK 16

Monday 8 August 2011 9:22

well that wasnt smart at all

fmine4real 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:03

you're not an idiot, all you have to do is go over it in dry erase marker then wipe it off. it takes it right off.

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