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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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Saturday 31 July 2010 19:26

get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet

iamepiclee 3

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:22

what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!

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Amethysteria 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:18

Looks like it's time for a divorce. Trying to impress the ex? Please!

me_sanchez 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 5:48

what a jerk

brendensmama 3

Monday 11 October 2010 2:55

what an ass.

hermiethefrog 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:06

Next time you have to introduce him anywhere, say he's your *****.

HollisterPrinces 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:40

I would say straight that u were his wife

ItsApril 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:21

slap the **** out of him

SarahLove45 6

Friday 5 October 2012 13:40

I hope you said um jk I'm his wife but thanks for that honey and then had a long chat with him later. What a jerk.

Ugi 26

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:58

All I can say is thank goodness you came along!

katrinakae1 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:50

I would introduce myself as his ex wife from work, then leave.

kenyrabit 25

Friday 26 February 2016 3:04

You could have cut in with, "and I'm an available lesbian. How is your night so far? Let's talk."

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