Work: Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff-...

By Screwed - 01/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML

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By Deedee - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, fifteen minutes before the end of the day, my boss asked me who I was training to replace me. He then said never mind, that it was his job to choose someone. I hadn't indicated that I was planning on leaving the company. FML

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Jatok 17

Monday 1 May 2017 14:56

Promotion time, baby!

species4872 19

Monday 1 May 2017 15:36

So it'll be you and a bunch of skeletons.

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Jatok 17

Monday 1 May 2017 14:56

Promotion time, baby!

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 1 May 2017 15:12

Best of luck OP!

species4872 19

Monday 1 May 2017 15:36

So it'll be you and a bunch of skeletons.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 May 2017 15:56

At least no old ladies with think you have baby weight to lose!

Lucky O'Guin 18

Monday 1 May 2017 18:27

Is the company closing down or is it just a crappy place to work?

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