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By photoman - 14/07/2014 09:31 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

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MoodiQ 8

Monday 14 July 2014 19:58

the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo

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mashfan6507 17

Wednesday 25 March 2015 15:05

Ydi for using google plus :p jk that stinks!

autiger0612 18

Friday 30 October 2015 21:53

No need to worry. Who uses google plus anyways?

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