Intimacy: Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend....

By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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Aert1ok995 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:53

hahahahaha

Talksyic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:00

This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

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commonusername 4

Sunday 2 May 2010 6:45

SS or it didn't happen.

nipplez 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 9:05

HAHA did u still send it to her?

hobo_lowbo 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 3:33

I'm sure it wasn't MASSIVE

pizzagirl001 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:36

did you send it to her ?

Aerius_fml 3

Friday 15 October 2010 20:21

That isn't true, actually. People 18+ are sent to jail for being in possession of images such as OP's, but if OP is underage, then he is safe until he is an adult by law. Now, if OP has pictures of little kids and babies... then he'd go to jail.