Miscellaneous: Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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Friday 24 July 2009 20:05

sounds like a cool dad to me.

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Friday 24 July 2009 20:09

Your dad obviously has a sense of humor, don't sweat it... too much. LMAO.

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MandyDoll 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:27

That sounds exactly like what my dad would say!

Shirley_Nicole11 5

Friday 3 August 2012 5:30

"Going Down...." Hehehe, your dad is awesome!

imperialtl 12

Saturday 13 October 2012 15:06

That's pretty funny. Stop hating on your dad

TwistedShadow 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:47

I would Fist bump your dad, That's just too cool

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