Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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Ohxcrap 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:28

lol :] hilarious.

MidnightBlossom 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:28

sounds like me. i would've done what #9 said and been like "What the heck man?" or after a few seconds."OH MAN! ITS STINKS IN HERE!"

ohthatmace 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:29

was this at laurel caverns in pennsylvania?!

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:17

haha I live by there!

lame16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:31

LOL, you're my idol =D

SlimKlim 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:31

Thats hot

bdogg 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:32

I would have farted on purpose! Nobody would know who it was.

falcons10luv 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:34

Haha same!!!

pal13227 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:33

Wahaha. What would be hilarious would be the echo alone... Too bad no one did this when I was in DeSoto Caverns or Ruby Falls...

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:38

I take it you'd been holding it in all that time? Hm, maybe they didn't know it was you.

ZetsubouSensei 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:46

HA. Win. I would have laughed. Probably made the tour a lot more memorable.

emorockerownage 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:47

well if the light was off who cares

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