Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out...

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!

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Do_The_DANCE 4

Monday 18 July 2011 6:43

Please be literate ok? Your text is making me dumber by reading it.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Monday 8 August 2011 20:19

"I came while she was writhing in pain" -What kind of woman am I that this turns me on?

IndicaPaincakes 28

Wednesday 22 January 2014 7:00

What kind of monster are you?

joannedeniseTM 7

Monday 3 February 2014 10:42

this is more of a f her life. at least you got to cum. all she got was pain!

moonlightruled 9

Friday 24 October 2014 23:42

better then slipping and falling back into her and cuming!!

shotgun_girl 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:36

You know pulling out doesn't always work anyways right? Sure less chance but still your shooter puts out small ones before the big one -_-

Cherubapples 4

Monday 23 May 2016 8:08

why do these sex posts get posted on here? YDI

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 14 March 2021 5:57

You slipped? What do you mean you slipped. We're you standing up??

ic2drops 10

Monday 17 June 2024 9:20

Should've nut in her butt to prevent her from gaining the baby gut

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