Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around,...

By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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xXEurekaXx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

that is disturbing...

Domonator 16

Friday 19 February 2010 16:29

Face cheeks or butt cheeks?

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:43

What has she been doing with her son?! O.o

SummerFever 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:02

...That's not weird at all.

LilToonchiii 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:40

milf :D

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 25 November 2011 19:37

At least u were having sex

XxMikaylaAnnexX 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:00

Kreepyy ..

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:27

Well that's disturbing... I hope you stopped after that.

anm1019 8

Monday 24 December 2012 19:46

what a milf

chandlerbelacic 17

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:38

...eww...

rougeunicorn03 17

Thursday 26 September 2013 16:27

0_0

smartypants9 15

Friday 28 March 2014 3:56

The thing I find most disturbing is that she still kept on having sex with OP, even though OP reminded her of her son. WTF?!

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