Today I was having my birthday party when my best friend kissed... - FML

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By Fangirl101 - 11/12/2018 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today I was having my birthday party when my best friend kissed the boy I've liked for 3 years. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:31

If she knew you liked him, that's on her. If she didn't know, you can't really blame her. Nerves may have stopped you from telling him, and I empathize with that, but you could have asked her to act as a go-between. Again, assuming she didn't know.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:33

We can't all be confident when in the presence of a crush. Clear and reasoned thought goes out the window, along with your ability to form coherent sentences, when that special someone you like is around.

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Leeono 26

Friday 14 December 2018 19:42

Maybe you should have done something instead of nothing for 3 years.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:33

We can't all be confident when in the presence of a crush. Clear and reasoned thought goes out the window, along with your ability to form coherent sentences, when that special someone you like is around.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:31

If she knew you liked him, that's on her. If she didn't know, you can't really blame her. Nerves may have stopped you from telling him, and I empathize with that, but you could have asked her to act as a go-between. Again, assuming she didn't know.

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