Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used...

By kitty shah - 17/06/2012 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

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Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

At least you're economical?

lotrgeek 10

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.

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