Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which... - FML

By Mizzaroo - 17/01/2013 06:38 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML

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Mizzaroo 13

Thursday 17 January 2013 19:41

Actually, I was trying to show it wasn't a made up word. :)

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 17 January 2013 12:00

Can you imagine playing scrabble with that nutter? It would be so vapid.

yup93 7

Thursday 17 January 2013 12:02

Maybe she should have looked up the definition of "overreaction"

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Monday 4 February 2013 2:24

no one likes me

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Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:03

my moms a bitch to sry OP

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