By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 23:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay. FML
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Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.

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Comments

Stan_The_Man 7

Congratulations bud.

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kujiens101 24

Don’t worry about it, bro. It’s super common that you’re too nervous to get it up your first time. You might be gay or maybe thinking about the brother got you to stop your anxiety long enough to get up

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im not dead 12

as someone who is gay, you're almost defiantly gay lmao

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Krystal.xo 12

welcome to being bi

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OneWhoKnows 5

Don’t waste time with women dude you’re gay

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emmalou 19

sometimes it's the pressure of something that does it, maybe I felt less pressure thinking about him

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