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By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

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Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

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CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:37

#5 I think that if you accidentally put a professor's dick in your hand in front of a huge class (most likely since it's psychology), you life would be fuuucked.

YerPal 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:38

How big was the package? And was he cute?

CRUX_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:54

I think I would kill myself if I were you.

mkb_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:46

In fifth grade, I accidentally hiked my teacher's skirt up to her hips while spinning around in my chair. Oops.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:11

"accidentally"

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:01

Oops. At least everyone else probably got a laugh at your expense. FML, that got me thinking about my old psych. teachers and how awkward that would be...

TheophilusXI 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:42

Drop the class before the prof asks you to come in to "talk about a paper".

My_Little_Pony 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:05

So.......bagels anyone?

themanistheman 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:42

yea.. i went to high five one of my friends once cause i heard him yell from behind me, and as i turned around my hand landed exactly on my 3rd periods teachers boob. lol.. it was awkward.