Transportation: Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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brianjman14 22

Saturday 18 September 2010 19:27

Don't you always look through the windshield or the window to see if it's your parents' car, or is that just me?

RawrCo0kiies 3

Saturday 18 September 2010 19:24

Haha! FYL.

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IRST00PID 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 21:42

LMFAO

Hunterjohns57 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 21:43

dumb ass

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 18 September 2010 21:47

Did they get upset at you for getting their seat wet?

BoyBeyond 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:04

LOL im surprised it took them that long to say hey what are you doing. GTFO out my car.

StJimmy117 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:07

lol happened to me before too

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:23

Milk carton candy is what you are!!

loshysucks 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:28

Haha ! it happened alot to me ! Ahaha thats totally sucks! but its funny though ! Ahaha.¡!

AspenGrace 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:31

wow...that's a good way to be kidnapped

Justincolon22 15

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:41

lol wow that's not awkward at all.

sisl20 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:47

so true XD

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