Transportation: Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because...

By friedchicken - 12/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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Shouldn't your friend have called you once they realized you were not 1.) behind them, and 2.) at their house?

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WayneWei 7

Monday 18 November 2013 4:04

you can resorting to a GPS

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 13 September 2014 10:51

I bet you freaked out the other driver too! :P

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