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By Weyoun - 07/06/2016 03:17 - Australia - Petrie

Today, I was fitting a child's foot as part of my job as a shoe fitter. I had to endure the mother using me and my implied authority/anger to discipline her child, as well as repeatedly having to avoid being kicked in the mouth by her son who found it hysterical. She didn't try stop that part. FML

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Wednesday 8 June 2016 0:54

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