Animals: Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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Monday 24 June 2013 23:00

Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?

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Monday 24 June 2013 22:59

Poor duck!

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aj9090 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 6:48

Omg! You killed a duck :(

michaelcalix885 3

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:01

Wtf man that could've been aflac

Tnut12 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:03

You ducking murderer. D:

rflurry94 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:37

Bread is poison to ducks. Seriously, it is a slow acting poison that kills them over a period of time.

AngelApocalypse 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:34

I have no idea why... but this made me laugh. Although I was upset because I found out you're not supposed to give ducks bread anyway and I convinced myself that I have killed many ducks

ItsThisGirl 17

Monday 21 July 2014 8:51

Because you didn't tear it into tiny pieces for the animals with No Teeth!

kpohil 13

Friday 23 January 2015 0:30

good job.

Kazze 31

Tuesday 31 March 2015 7:41

duck.exe has stopped working.

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