Intimacy: Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2010 10:00 - Australia

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

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caller ID (:

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:57

Did he think you were out wanking and missed work for that reason?

carrissa3 13

Saturday 21 March 2015 18:37

I don't get it.

corky1992 33

Tuesday 21 July 2015 16:24

do you not have caller id? you deserved that. who answers the phone like that anyways?

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