Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk....

By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 12:22

a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

ijaywalk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

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Spartoob 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:21

Problem solved

ihatestupidppl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:24

Honestly, you probably dodged a bullet there. Birds seem to remember people who feed them...and they get mean if you don't keep feeding them. The truck probably saved you from having your food stolen by an angry bird mob lol