Kids: Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating...

By nutrigrain123 - 23/05/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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Saturday 23 May 2009 23:05

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pikachu_01 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:06

Ewww... that got my gag reflex going...

UnusualBehavior4 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:17

Wow that sucks

thestarsisee 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:07

I'm sorry, but I'll never understand WHAT possesses a mother to put something into her mouth off their kid's hand. I have a 5 year old, AND I'm a preschool teacher. I would NEVER eat something off my daughter's hand. I mean, seriously. =/ That's just groddy.