Transportation: Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger... - FML

By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

Serial 2

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

at least you weren't driving a convertible

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wheresthefudge 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:00

eww that is so disgusting!!!

DamnAshleyyy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:04

ohh hot damn so gross!

Cutefaces 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:04

That may be considered an assult. Should have taken the tag number.

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:05

when someone clicks "YDI" on this one, what are they thinking about?

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mk1o3o 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:16

nice, now stop the car and lick it off your window

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:16

nice, now stop the car and lick it off your window

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:16

nice, now stop the car and lick it off your window

BeanieBaby 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:21

dude, I hope your windshield wipers worked!

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:22

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