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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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mubaki 18

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:05

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

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drano 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

now it smells even worse :O

faildood 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:10

why?

RR05 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:22

haha you probably didn't stand a chance anyway. your probably ugly!

Snuzzlescuf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:42

WOOOOOOOOOW way to be a douche lol XD

iBimmer 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:54

YDI for having a huge nose.

mercilessadi 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:56

Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is ******** coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb ***** get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..

newmanlyman3 8

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:02

don't drink dumb ass. That's not smart

jessaiee 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 7:11

@12 Wow. Your post gave me cancer

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

That's a mental image I did not want. I can't imagine how things must smell now. Ick.

mubaki 18

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:05

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

ndawgg 6

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:00

I had this happen to me once. A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.