Today, I was doing a play where I had to where a skirt to play...

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By "GumStickExtraGmail" - 23/09/2017 03:48

Today, I was doing a play where I had to where a skirt to play a senile old man. As I said my line, a woman from the audience says, "She wore hairy stockings to seem old!" I didn't.

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:57

That's very rude! Especially talking during a performance! That's about as rude as using your phone while watching a play.

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:57

That's very rude! Especially talking during a performance! That's about as rude as using your phone while watching a play.

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