Work: Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic...

By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

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Ballsy427 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:43

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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mamm_fml 14

Friday 25 July 2014 18:35

Getting a raise.

Ley135 20

Friday 25 July 2014 18:33

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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Ph_oebe 2

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:38

Why are you drawing naked in your house.

lmf5292 10

Tuesday 5 August 2014 21:15

Because he can't draw naked in public?

Realhomesley 5

Friday 8 August 2014 5:38

She wants the D

NemiDrake 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 18:02

I didn't read through all the comments so sorry if someone already asked this. Why were you driving home naked?

kittykat1501 31

Friday 5 June 2015 13:52

I am confused. Why are u naked?

HibiscusSmoke 5

Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:26

I think this is the best fml I have ever seen

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 10 August 2017 21:57

like it was an accident. right....

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