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By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

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Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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Saturday 7 June 2014 12:07

Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!

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Onyxdragon 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:17

don't mind me just satisfying my ocd

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 9 April 2015 18:26

Smile to the dishes! No your boss is an idiot.

drchinky888 9

Sunday 27 March 2016 23:46

Since when machines started posting?

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 22 May 2018 11:22

I don't even want to know what he said to the fridge...

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