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xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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Face your fears!

birdsterrifyme - - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML

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Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:45

Today, I was attacked by a bird at three in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and it decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

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Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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No good deed…

Pierce - - United States

Today, I was with my 14 year-old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us, and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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Just do it

tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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randomdude1234 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:07

karma's a bitch

Ahay 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:18

this quite possibly could be the dumbest FML i've read in a while.

abbulldog1499 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:16

What goes around comes around.

wat0_0wat 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:26

Those birds should have finished the job, you don't deserve life.

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:36

yeah! they should say momma bird instead of momma bear. they are really protective of their nests! We had a cockatiel and she laid eggs (they weren't even fertilized) but she made a nest in a bird house we put in the house--and attacked anyone who got within 5 feet of it.

wecook4fun 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:49

Irony!! Roflmfao!!!!!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:49

Karma'd. It'd be funny to see a sign put up. Beware of angry bird. Watch people stop and be like "wait, what? AAAHHH" as the bird attacks them. Hehe.

SoccerNstuff 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:00

hahahahahah the birds near my house do that too, my friends and i think its funny too, its not bad to get pecked a bit

AllieStuckinTX 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:22

Karmas a bitch!

fcukstylez 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:25

lol FYL for being attacked by a bird, but YDI haha dont laugh at something that could easily happen to you... dumb ass...

notgoodatall 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:30

randomdude1234 is correct

kawaiimomo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:32

why did a lot of people say YDI? i'd laugh too if i saw pics of this and heard this story too. plus we all laugh at other people's misfortunes. like everyone on this site.....