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By whaaa - 15/05/2016 02:21 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was denied a job at Taco Bell because I "was not Taco Bell material." FML

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judyjuice 17

Monday 16 May 2016 0:52

That should be a compliment.

baby4mommy 27

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:12

Are you Adam Carolla?

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judyjuice 17

Monday 16 May 2016 0:52

That should be a compliment.

baby4mommy 27

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:12

Are you Adam Carolla?

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