Transportation: Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my...

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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iKojack 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

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Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

You caught his eye atleast!

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:36

Did she have really big **** and was swimming on her back? Cause that's all it takes for some lifeguards.

syrini 7

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:48

Atleast you know that if you have a seizure, help is not far away.

califoniadream 5

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:53

lmao

XxwumboxX 3

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:01

IT'S FIRST GRADE, SPONGEBOB!

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 19:25

Exactly how do you dance in a car? Are you a midget?

darthpeaches 14

Monday 5 May 2014 20:30

Greatness has been achieved.

tinman316 6

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:37

no harm, no foul.

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