Love: Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me,...

By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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PharmacyJoe 13

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:07

Wow, paranoid much?

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KaylaTackett 18

Wednesday 14 January 2015 21:47

Wow, really?

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 14 January 2015 22:15

Wow THAT'S insecure.

Tarahjo12 10

Wednesday 14 January 2015 23:56

You should probably get a new girlfriend.

FailStaff 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:42

Dat girl be crazy

Nowigetit 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 2:26

Would you rather have five dollars OR have your local women's basketball team win the championships

Distantsoul666 6

Thursday 15 January 2015 3:30

RUN GET OUT WHILST YOU STILL CAN

NigelHD 13

Thursday 15 January 2015 3:58

outsdr 4

Thursday 15 January 2015 6:34

Run.

xSphinx 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:11

You deserve it for dating a girl who doesn't trust you.

HurleyX21 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 8:02

Run homie

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