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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:58

you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots

BabyDacey 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:47

poor mouse ):

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xMunchkinn 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:51

ewwwwww.

Umbreon_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:53

Awww how cute. =P

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:05

It's the hair, isn't it?

Umbreon_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:48

The hair? I love my hair! =D

TheBanjoHero1 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:55

yet another reason dogs are better.

CaliSurferGurl 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:57

LOL

JonnyDents_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:58

you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:10

Wreaks of logic!

purplerokks876 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:58

my cat is nice is brought a live bird then let it freeeeeeeeeee

megatron1111 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:00

Your cat loves you :]

cvspartan101 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:01

A welcome back present :)

tgabriel12 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:03

agreed..

ToNstAAr 8

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:03

Delish. :s

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