By nwalsh2009 - 18/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
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nwalsh2009 0

I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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helennaa 0

Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

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liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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SeventhFonons 0

This actually seems to be more suited for MLIA...

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serenesavage 0

I dont care if its an FML or not, thats just funny stuff...

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ShesALittleCrazy 0

Ahaha This Made My Day(: YDI

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TiniMartini 0

lmao SOMEONE was bored :)

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

You're ******* retarded

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hayleyukulele 0

WOW, you life's hard because you acted like an idiot in public and saw someone you knew. YOU DESERVE IT MORON.

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solo_redd 0

HAHA, I would have been laughing my ass off if I would've been there to witness that.

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The__Redneck 7

Shoulda kept the act up. "Glad you could make it to the delivery, sir---would you like to see your new son?"

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dixiefoxx 22

I have a two year old step sister and she has no idea about that kind of stuff.

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